Pray for Mercy
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Phillip slammed his coffee mug down on his desk. "THATS IT!" He yelled as he felt the change start with his chest. "WHO THE HELL PUT THAT IN MY COFFEE!?" He spat out, enraged as he felt his breasts begin to grow just as he lost the hair on his chest... again.
The class looked up from their text books, he caught a couple snickers from some of the students but couldn't say for sure which one it had been.
He thought he'd been smart today, bringing his coffee with him in a thermos and not letting either it or his lunch out of his site but someone had out thought him. Or maybe there was just a new spell on the internet that he hadn't heard of, something that could initiate a gender switch spell without actually having to touch the prank victim or get him to ingest anything.
Phillip just glared at the class for another few seconds before letting them get back to their textbooks. He noticed Trevor's eyes were glowing as he had his hand on his textbook, a scrying spell. Phillip almost looked away until he noticed Trevors other hand was below the desk.
She waited a few minutes for the rest of the change to settle in before getting up. Wincing at the feeling of not having anything between her legs again. At least this time she knew the cure and wouldn't have to spend another two weeks combing the internet for the reversal spell and feeling awkward about pissing sitting down. If she ever found out who the genius was who figured out how to do magic and started posting actual honest to god spells on the internet she would do something really unpleasant to him.
She cleared her throat when she was standing beside's Trevors desk and his eyes suddenly stopped glowing. He looked up, trying not to look like he'd just been doing something.
Phillis reached into his desk where his hand had been and pulled out his cellphone. "No text messaging during class." She said.
"What? That was in my desk, how could I even see what I was doing?" He tried to complain. She patted his textbook.
"Dont play coy with me, I know you were scrying your text messages and If I catch you doing it again Im going to give you detention." She said, trying to look stern even though she had a feeling some of the other students were ogling her. "You'll get your cell back tommorow when I have you for social studies."
She walked out the back door of the school and pulled out her pack of ciggarettes. A couple of other teachers had already beaten her out.
"Hey Phillip." Tom greeted, he winced as he said it. "Bad day?"
Phillis shook her head. "Ooohh damnit, I thought I could be smarter than these kids today but someone got me anyway."
"Well at least they just hit you with the standard bimbo spell." A lady Phillis didn't recognize said. "Trace." She said in explanation. Phillis nodded, then as she lit up she looked the librarian over again. Fox ears and tail, red hair and four breasts. Luckilly Trace had been wearing sweat pants, Phillis remembered getting a skunk tail(and glands goddamnit.) on a day when she had been wearing a pair of jeans without a belt, she'd needed to spend the rest of the day holding up her pants with one hand because she couldn't find anyone to teach her last two classes.
The constant attempts by some of her students to spook her hadn't helped much either.
"Is there a new transformation spell out I haven't heard of that can change people at a distance?" She asked as she puffed out.
"Not that I know of, still just the standard powder enchantment that you can put in peoples food and drink." Tom said. "The government's finnaly clamping down on the internet providers, they've actually had a bit of success in steming the flow of new spells onto the internet from where ever they come from."
Phillis shook her head. "No, not from where they come from. I've been watching that search since the first time I heard someone was actually casting magic based off spells they found on the internet, so far not even the intelligence agencys have had any luck tracking whoever is posting this stuff to the internet. The only luck they've had is in trying to shut down the websites with the spells on them as fast as they pop up. Of course so many people are looking this stuff up that at least a few find it and save it before the Companys can clamp down." That reminded Phillis that she needed to stop by the park on her way home and find some widflowers, she'd need them for the counter spell.
Trace's ears flattened against her gorgeous hair. "And then you've got the people who are yapping on about the shutdowns violating their right to view and share this information, never mind the people who get caught with four breasts and a tail when some kid decides to play a prank with this stuff." Trace sobbed a little and stared down dejectedly at the aforementioned mammary's. "I had a hard enough time finding the counter spell for that midget spell and this one looks customized, how long am I going to have to walk around with four breasts before I find a way back to my own body?"
Phillis snarled and threw her ciggarete down on the ground, stomping it beneath her shoe. "You know what?! I am tired of being a target! If these kids want to play rough Im going to show them they dont know the meaning of the word!"
"Dig in class! There is plenty for everyone!" Phillip said as he motioned towards the stacks of pizza boxes that sat on the desk closest to the door. At first everyone seemed hesitant, this had to be a trap they were lkely thinking. But then one student took a piece and bit in, as Phillip started the class the rest of the students watched the brave one for any signs of a change.
After a few minutes with no signs one of the students in the back piped up to ask if they could still get some pizza.
"Well of course you can. Just grab some pizza and head back to your desk, you can follow along while you eat."
Phillip tried his best to not look too suspicious as some of the students elbowed for room to get to the pizza, it wouldn't actually change any of them, the teachers using the same tricks that had been used on them was forbidden by the parents. But Phillip knew some of them would be wishing they had after they realized what it did instead. He picked up a marker and started talking as he added notes to the whiteboard, waiting for the spell to hit.
It wasn't until about five minutes into his lecture that he peeked over his shoulder and saw that all but the least disciplined students had set aside half eaten pizza to grab their text books and were following along as he spoke. A couple who the effects were taking longer to hit were looking pretty confused, no doubt wondering why they were feeling the urge to straighten up and pay attention.
Ten minutes later and the effects had settled in to the more well behaved students, but the trouble makers suddenly found themselves completly unable to tear themselves away from their text books. Phillip saw Trevor was scrying his text book as fast as he possibly could, after a couple minutes he dropped it to the floor, scrabbling to grab his back pack and fish out the rest of his text books. He began magically syphoning the knowledge from his biology text book straight into his brain as fast as he could. Phillip decided now was a good time to explain.
"No doubt some of you are wondering by now where the newfound appreciaton for education is coming from and some of you have likely guessed the source already." Phillip grinned. "But just so you know there is a counter spell. And after I give you a couple of days so that it sinks into you that the magic pranks need to stop I intend to give it to you. But until then... how about I read from the dictionary?" He said, an evil grin on his face as his whole class looked up in rapt attention as he began. Except for Trevor who couldnt seem to tear himself away from his books.
"Nnneedd.. morre.. KNOwwlledge..." He muttered incoherntly as the biology text hit the floor besides his social book and he lunged for the dictionary in Phillips hands.
The end.
