User:Fish
Fish
Once upon a time, there was a small green jumping frog named Dorstin. Dorstin was small and boring and had nothing to do with the page you're reading. One wonders why the author bothered to write anything about a frog in the first place.
Still, there's this choose-your-own ending story that might interest you, even those there's no choosing yet, and no story. One wonders if the aforementioned frog had anything to do with the selection of material.