Fish hasn't written anything for his user page. Seriously. What you're seeing now is a figment of your imagination. Just move on to the choose-your-own-ending story and pretend this isn't here.
Also not to be found here is the beginning of a story in progress called Unwound, and another story beginning called The Silk Road. Just to complicate things, here's another story in progress which (for now) is called Mad Hatters and Musical Chairs.