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I turned and looked around. As my eyes adjusted, it became obvious we were on a large stone platform. There was nothing on it, except the mirror, held up by two statues. There was a sky above us, but it was night...or would’ve been. There was a full moon above us, despite it being a few days from such in the real world. The terrain...well. It was completely nonsensical and screwed up. Like Dr. Suess had met MC Escher and they made landscape paintings.
I dug into my pack, pulling out two rods I’d picked up from a magic item vendor. Each had a wrist strap for the wielder, and a cap on the top. I’d been told they glowed constantly, and now it was time to find out. I popped the cap off of the two of them and was rewarded with a bright glow, like a torch, but not as harsh. I slipped one around my left wrist and pocketed the caps, and offered the other rod over to Timmy. He took it and slipped it over his own wrist.
I glanced to Dawn as Alex eyed the terrain.
"And here we go." Dawn said. "Anyone waiting for the sun to come up, don't hold your breath. This shit makes even less sense than the stuff on the surface." Well, there went that hope of mine. "And I know we're on the surface, it's just a surface that's... I dunno, /behind/ everything rather than below it." Dawn continued.
Alex nodded at that and chuckled slightly.
"Well dunno 'bout you but lets make haste and get the kid." Timmy said, taking a step forward.
"Please, Tim, slow down.” I said. “We want to bring everyone back, and being hasty is a way to not do that."
Timmy shrugged at me, but nodded. He stopped.
"Operational plan for dealing with monsters?... Let the men handle it." Dawn said. That was fair. We both had the weapons, and neither Dawn or Blossom was terribly intimidating. Alex nodded a bit apprehensively at that.
"Yay I get to poke stuffs..." Timmy said with mock enthusiasm.
"Thanks." I said dryly. I changed the subject. “Well, Dawn, you're the guide..."
Dawn nodded, looking around. "Now... Maps are entirely useless here, since shit shifts around without warning, but luckily, the place we want to go is at the bottom. We travel downhill, follow the rivers, we get there."
"Ok. Again, everyone, remember. No eating any native food without mine or Dawn's permission, and silence is not a yes." I reminded, mainly to Blossom and Alex. Timmy didn’t need the reminder.
Alex unfolded a wing slightly, like he was raising his hand. "Um, how do we get out?"
"Mirror, don't break it or we gotta eternity of bad luck." Timmy joked.
"Can't break it. These things are /made/ to be invincible." Dawn clarified to Alex. "You do the same here as you did in the temple there. Stare at your reflection for a few minutes, and /will/ yourself across. On this side, you don't need a priest to kick it off.
Alex nodded. "Okay, I understand." I was glad to get this knowledge as well, myself.
I started off the platform with a step. "Timmy, in front with me, please." Timmy nodded and fell into line. “Blossom, you stay behind us, but keep your eyes peeled.”
"Alex, you're with me." Dawn said. She hunched over, spread her wings, and took off. Alex followed suit a few moments later.
Timmy and I started walking, but we barely made it 30 feet before there was a loud shriek. A bat, twice Dawn’s size, dropped off a twisted spire nearby and started to chase her. Dammit! They hadn’t even been in the air for 30 seconds! I got a good look at the thing as it zipped past. Glowing eyes, huge glistening fangs. I had no idea what we’d done to piss it off, but I stowed my lightstick and started to get my crossbow out, starting to prime it to fire. Timmy didn’t have a ranged weapon, so he drew his sword and shoved Blossom behind him, keeping an eye for anything groundbound. Blossom yelped, but stayed behind him for now.
"Daaawn!" Alex shouted.
Dawn banked hard. "Oh fuck you!" She called out, with an undertone of “Already?!” in her voice.
My crossbow clicked a bolt into place as I cranked the bolt the third time. I lined up a shot and fired at the bat. Unfortunately, Dawn was too far away for me to get a solid bead on the target by now, and so the bolt went astray. I started to prime the thing to fire again, watching. Had I just gotten Dawn killed?
Dawn dropped altitude, and power-flapped towards Alex, seeming to mean to fly as fast as possible straight under him. Alex bore down on them, and as Dawn passed him, extended his talons. The bat flew right into them, getting raked as it passed, but it kept flying. A glancing blow. I trained my crossbow on the bat, but it was still out of range.
Dawn wheeled around, the bat RIGHT on her tail. “Alex!!! Batter’s up!” she yelled. Alex shouted a curse and wheeled around as well, setting an interception course for the bat. Dawn zipped past, and Alex tried to bring both his wings down on it.
The bat decided it was having none of that, and tried to use its superior mass against Alex to body-slam him out of the way and keep going. That must’ve been the plan, at least. But Alex was a stormwing, and there’s no such thing as a glancing blow when stormwings are involved. Alex spun around at the hit, almost losing his balance in flight. The bat, meanwhile, had blood SPRAY out of it from all the new lacerations it had just gotten. The three of us on the ground got a bit of wind-blown spatter distributed down to us as the bat plummeted to the ground.
"Ugh..." I said, wiping some flecks of blood off my face as I lowered my crossbow. Dawn was safe, I could relax.
Alex tumbled a bit, but righted himself. He headed over towards us, seeming slightly dazed but otherwise alright. Both him and Dawn landed nearby.
Dawn was breathing hard. "Holy shit... Alex, Alex. You alright, buddy?"
Alex landed hard and staggered, falling flat on his face. He lied there for a moment. And then the sound of speech came. “Cool!” He picked himself up, and looked at us. He was grinning the most I’d seen since the forcemark.
"Okay... Maybe I'll stick to the ground..." Dawn said, tentatively.
I nodded to her. "Probably a better idea."
We started walking, passing the bat-creature. It wasn’t moving and its torso looked like it’d had an argument with a cutlery drawer. Based on the mess, it had already bled out. Tim stabbed it once for good measure, but barely even got any blood, confirming my initial suspicion.