Convoluted Quality
In honor of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a competition to create the worst opening sentence to the worst possible novel, I have created this page that I hope will host the worst opening sentences to the worst possible TF stories. The first two are just starters but if you think you can do worse (and I hope you can) please feel free to add to this. Don't forget to sign your work either!
1. Alex collapsed in pain as the change began; he felt his body convulse and writhe and his mind give way to an orgy of feral instincts and lost humanity as the first strand of fur was birthed from his arm. Lloyd
2. The owner of Spells R' Us was in quite a state of pleasure and immense happiness at the moment because he knew that some naieve little man he could turn into a bimbo bovine would soon walk into his store; he was therefor quite suprised when his next customer turned out to be the ghost of John Quincy Adams. Lloyd
3. "Not again!" thought Brad, feeling the by-now familiar itchy tingling starting to spread through his body, looking around the busy shopping mall as he desperately tried to remember where he'd left that bra and how many condoms he had left in the box. --Dani 21:05, 17 February 2009 (UTC)