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Oh, hello again. I'm sorry I can't--

I know how much you paid! But there's reason--

Okay, fine. Just sit on my left. Not my right. Best I can do.

What happened, you ask? Well, about a month ago they put me beside George--

Who's George? Oh, remember Xanadu? I wasn't alone in my costume idea. One of my friends, George, came as a love seat.

No, I don't understand it either. But, the world has all kinds.

You saw something move? It can't be my time already!

What happened? Well, one night some joker put me and George in the same room--

Yea, side by side.

No, I didn't know it was possible either. Hell, I don't know how he did it! Ever since--

Ow! No, not you. Something--

Oh God, I can feel them coming out!

I never wanted to be a mother--

Another one? And another?

Help!