User talk:Guvnor Of Space

Hmm.. Maybe I should have deleted that a while ago--Guvnor Of Space 01:19, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

If you mean the boilerplate, I still haven't deleted mine. I like your stuff so far, just thought you ought to know.--Concerned Reader 06:16, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. This is my first attempt to write "good" stories. Most of my other attempts at writing were of the pulpy sceince fiction kind. Zero character develpoment, predictable plot, bad dialouge. The Xanadu universe happens to offer a lot of oppurtunities for forced character development. My favorite part about writing is the characters. The only otehr previous experience with charaters is forum roleplaying games. some of my characters included a steryotypical Russian (a nice guy actually. And a capable starship captain.) the world leadrs of every single major Western power (and Isreal, South Africa and China). Let me tell you, I love polotics, so I love making fun of the world political structure. And once again I am rambling. So I leave you with somthing completly different.

No one is surprised that the first delegate to speak is the American president. "A complete conversion? That could mean we are independant of foreign oil! That would allow us to sever are ties to Saudi Arabia! Especially with the posibility of a war there in the inevitable future. The United States will pledge miitary support to the great nation of Poland in exchange for this new genetics technology!" The next to stand is the Pakistani president. "Speaking of such "Inevitable War" Our Muslim brothers in Saudi Arabai and Egypt need our aid. They are being attacked by the Israili forces, for an attack launched by a maniacal dictator! We request that Pakistani and Turkish forces be sent to Egypt to replace the Israili ones curently battleing Nod! We would cast out the dictator and install the rightful governments!" The Turkish president simply states his concurence. The next to speak are the Israili's. "Impossible. We need to make sure that the interests of democracy are preserved! If the Pakistani forcesa are to take over, certain.... groups, namely the MITPOG terrorists, will be allowed to continue their actions, and may even spread." The Pakistani cheif of state is turning red. "Impossible! You are useing this as a chance for revenge against our muslim brothers!" "Do not insinuate such things! You are getting very close to ..." "Please!" The Candian prime minister holds up his hands. "This is despicable! We need to set asside past issues for now in order to deal with the present issues." "I agree with the honorable Canadian Prime minister." The Chinese ambasodor speaks up. "The Chinese people wish to deal with the threat of Russia to the north. It will not be to hard for them to retake Kazykstan and completly open up our norhtern boarder to attack. We therefore wish to break off all formal treaties with countries who oppose The Holy Russian Empire for the duration of the war, to show that we mean them no harm." He holds up a hand at the shouts of outrage. "That is not to say that if they attack us, we will remain neutral. Indeed, if they do so we will gladly help any countries who oppose the governments tyrany." Several protests arise from this, mainly about economics, and if the Chinese will cut off all economic ties as well. "We will not comit economic suicide. All non military manufacturaing contracts will be upheld. But in the efforts of the safety of the Chinese people, all military contracts shall be canceled. All factorys used for such porposes will be converted to use for the Chinese people." The roar of noise which followed was defening. The next to speak is the French ambassador, who raises his hand and waits for the rest to quiet down. "Please. We must stay calm. This issue will not matter if we quickly end the war. Our army already marches through Germany. If others aid us, they shall be quickly crushed. Then our forces can march through the Grand Republic of Central Europe and straight into Russia." He punds his fist on the table. The South African delegate quietly speaks up. "The South African people wish to say how sorry we are at the current situation. But at this current time, our troops are tied up in Africa and elseware. We are sorry that we cannot provide aid at this time." That does not come as a shock to anyone. The next to speak is the American president. "We are willing to withdraw troops from Iraq and Afganistan, but not all of them. Unfortunatly, we are stretched militarily thin and cannot provide as many troops as we would like." The Canadian Prime Minister also stands up. "We too, are involved in Afganistan. We will withdraw soldiers to help our French forefathers." The next to speak are the British. "We would like to help as well. These dictators must be stopped. However, due to political problems, we will nly be able to supply a limited number. We do not have the... atmosphere in England right now to mobilized our entire army." --Guvnor Of Space 14:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)