User:Michael Bard/One CarePony at a Time - Revision history

Michael Bard: Wiki-ized

2008-10-01T04:41:55Z

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	~~<p>~~An ever-smiling ~~<b>~~CUTE~~</b>~~ pair of ponies clopped down the pleasant flower-sided path towards the cute pink house painted with little flowers and birds that extended out into the glistening green-blue water. Each was a ~~<b>~~CUTE~~</b>~~ and ~~<b>~~HUGGABLE ~~</b>~~fuzzy and floofy		An ever-smiling '''CUTE''' pair of ponies clopped down the pleasant flower-sided path towards the cute pink house painted with little flowers and birds that extended out into the glistening green-blue water. Each was a '''CUTE''' and '''HUGGABLE '''fuzzy and floofy pony, one covered with eye-grabbing robin-egg blue fur, and the other a lime-green, and just as floofy and '''CUTE '''and''' HUGGABLE. '''Their big eyes blinked as they looked around, just oozing trust and happiness and''' CUTENESS.''' Overhead a few birds swoop and sang, admiring the pristine cleanness of the bay and the gravelled beach.
	pony, one covered with eye-grabbing robin-egg blue fur, and the other a lime-green, and just as floofy and
	~~<b>~~CUTE ~~</b>~~and~~<b>~~ HUGGABLE. ~~</b>~~Their big eyes blinked as they looked around,		In companionable silence they touched their palms to the door. Runes flashed, and the door ''clicked'' as it unlocked. The two vanished into the darkness.
	just oozing trust and happiness and~~<b>~~ CUTENESS.~~</b>~~ Overhead a few birds swoop and sang, admiring the pristine cleanness of the bay and the
	gravelled beach.~~</p>~~		Inside, only once the door had closed, the ceiling began to glow a sickly green. The blue '''CUTE''' and '''HUGGABLE''' pony fumbled with the back of the other, and there was a tearing sound, like flesh being torn asunder, and the '''CUTE''' fluffiness suddenly hung loose, draped around some kind of form that slowly stood up, but never stopped hunching. It didn't take long for the figure to pull off the rest of the unbearable '''CUTENESS''' until there was only the big eyed mind-draining head sitting atop a sickly green-blue reptilian body with heavily clawed feet. Turning, he fumbled with the back of the other and soon its costume fell loose and was removed, leaving the same form.
	~~<p>~~In companionable silence they touched their palms to the door. Runes flashed, and the door ~~<i>~~clicked~~</i>~~ as it unlocked. The two vanished into the darkness.~~</p>~~
	~~<p>~~Inside, only once the door had closed, the ceiling began to glow a sickly green. The blue ~~<b>~~CUTE~~</b>~~ and ~~<b>~~HUGGABLE~~</b>~~		"I'm glad my shift's over!" one whispered, his voice a sweet bell-tone, decaying into a ear-grinding rasp as it pulled the bit floofy pony head off, revealing a green scaled thing with big bulging eyes.
	pony fumbled with the back of the other, and there was a tearing sound, like flesh being torn asunder, and the ~~<b>~~CUTE~~</b>~~ fluffiness suddenly hung loose, draped around some kind of
	form that slowly stood up, but never stopped hunching. It didn't take long for the figure to pull off the rest of the unbearable ~~<b>~~CUTENESS~~</b>~~ until there was only the big eyed mind-draining head sitting atop a sickly green-blue reptilian body with heavily clawed feet. Turning, he fumbled with the back of the other and soon its costume fell loose and was removed, leaving the same form.~~</p>~~		The other nodded as it pulled off its head with a slurping sound. "I've ''told'' him we should have shorter shifts. But then he looks at you, glares into your soul, waves those--"
	~~<p>~~"I'm glad my shift's over!" one whispered, his voice a sweet bell-tone, decaying into a ear-grinding rasp as it pulled the bit floofy
	pony head off, revealing a green scaled thing with big bulging eyes.~~</p>~~		"Don't remind me!"
	~~<p>~~The other nodded as it pulled off its head with a slurping sound. "I've ~~<i>~~told~~</i>~~ him we should have shorter shifts. But then he looks at you, glares into your soul, waves those--"~~</p>~~
	~~<p>~~"Don't remind me!"~~</p>~~		"It'll be so good to go home, eat some drowned victims, and be ''ourselves''"
	~~<p>~~"It'll be so good to go home, eat some drowned victims, and be ~~<i>~~ourselves~~</i>~~"~~</p>~~
	~~<p>~~"Absolutely! Until our next shift--"~~</p>~~		"Absolutely! Until our next shift--"
	~~<p>~~The other moaned.~~</p>~~
	~~<p>~~The first dove into the sparkling water, his transformed chthonic form disappearing into the suddenly murky depths. Before diving in after, the other just muttered in a mind-scraping voice, "And just how did Lord Cthulhu come up with using ~~<b>~~CUTENESS~~</b>~~ as a weapon anyway--?"~~</p>~~		The other moaned.

			The first dove into the sparkling water, his transformed chthonic form disappearing into the suddenly murky depths. Before diving in after, the other just muttered in a mind-scraping voice, "And just how did Lord Cthulhu come up with using '''CUTENESS''' as a weapon anyway--?"

Michael Bard: Category fixes

2008-03-12T21:41:27Z

Category fixes

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	<p>An ever-smiling <b>CUTE</b> pair of ponies clopped down the pleasant flower-sided path towards the cute pink house painted with little flowers and birds that extended out into the glistening green-blue water. Each was a <b>CUTE</b> and <b>HUGGABLE </b>fuzzy and floofy		<p>An ever-smiling <b>CUTE</b> pair of ponies clopped down the pleasant flower-sided path towards the cute pink house painted with little flowers and birds that extended out into the glistening green-blue water. Each was a <b>CUTE</b> and <b>HUGGABLE </b>fuzzy and floofy

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An ever-smiling CUTE pair of ponies clopped down the pleasant flower-sided path towards the cute pink house painted with little flowers and birds that extended out into the glistening green-blue water. Each was a CUTE and HUGGABLE fuzzy and floofy
pony, one covered with eye-grabbing robin-egg blue fur, and the other a lime-green, and just as floofy and
CUTE and HUGGABLE. Their big eyes blinked as they looked around,
just oozing trust and happiness and CUTENESS. Overhead a few birds swoop and sang, admiring the pristine cleanness of the bay and the
gravelled beach.
In companionable silence they touched their palms to the door. Runes flashed, and the door clicked as it unlocked. The two vanished into the darkness.
Inside, only once the door had closed, the ceiling began to glow a sickly green. The blue CUTE and HUGGABLE
pony fumbled with the back of the other, and there was a tearing sound, like flesh being torn asunder, and the CUTE fluffiness suddenly hung loose, draped around some kind of
form that slowly stood up, but never stopped hunching. It didn't take long for the figure to pull off the rest of the unbearable CUTENESS until there was only the big eyed mind-draining head sitting atop a sickly green-blue reptilian body with heavily clawed feet. Turning, he fumbled with the back of the other and soon its costume fell loose and was removed, leaving the same form.
"I'm glad my shift's over!" one whispered, his voice a sweet bell-tone, decaying into a ear-grinding rasp as it pulled the bit floofy
pony head off, revealing a green scaled thing with big bulging eyes.
The other nodded as it pulled off its head with a slurping sound. "I've told him we should have shorter shifts. But then he looks at you, glares into your soul, waves those--"
"Don't remind me!"
"It'll be so good to go home, eat some drowned victims, and be ourselves"
"Absolutely! Until our next shift--"
The other moaned.
The first dove into the sparkling water, his transformed chthonic form disappearing into the suddenly murky depths. Before diving in after, the other just muttered in a mind-scraping voice, "And just how did Lord Cthulhu come up with using CUTENESS as a weapon anyway--?"

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