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	Simon Bertrand had a bit of a rocky start so far in his transition to Zharus, rocky but alright. It seemed for every bad thing that happened to him in the wild and wooly world of Zharus, something really good happened, and vice versa. When he was first unfrozen he met his roommate George and learned of Cape Nord, a man’s paradise.		Simon Bertrand had a bit of a rocky start so far in his transition to Zharus, rocky but alright. It seemed for every bad thing that happened to him in the wild and wooly world of Zharus, something really good happened, and vice versa. When he was first unfrozen he met his roommate George and learned of Cape Nord, a man’s paradise.

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	It was only a few days before her flight to Earth in January. The perfect time to make amends for her biggest regrets.		It was only a few days before her flight to Earth in January. The perfect time to make amends for her biggest regrets.

	Simone traveled to Rodinia in her ~~harrdlight~~ human disguise, looking like she used to, checking lab directories until finally she found him.		Simone traveled to Rodinia in her hardlight human disguise, looking like she used to, checking lab directories until finally she found him.

	“Andromeda my sweet?” Simone asked as she entered the lab her old ex worked in. “Do you remember me?”		“Andromeda my sweet?” Simone asked as she entered the lab her old ex worked in. “Do you remember me?”
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	“Yes, and someday I may trust you enough to tell you what they are…” Simone said plainly, departing to bed after a long day of long flights. Her and Lucille both hoped to dream of Rodinia.		“Yes, and someday I may trust you enough to tell you what they are…” Simone said plainly, departing to bed after a long day of long flights. Her and Lucille both hoped to dream of Rodinia.

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	“We’ll have time for formal introductions later.” Simon replied before leaving and using his RIDE’s friends list to locate Georgette and escort her back to the garage incase the attacker was still around. ::Georgette, it’s Simon. the Manly Men Monthly crew showed up today claiming they couldn’t show up yesterday… it looks like we’ve been sabotaged. I’m heading to you know incase you’re attacked again. I want you at the garage till we have an idea of what’s going on.::		“We’ll have time for formal introductions later.” Simon replied before leaving and using his RIDE’s friends list to locate Georgette and escort her back to the garage incase the attacker was still around. ::Georgette, it’s Simon. the Manly Men Monthly crew showed up today claiming they couldn’t show up yesterday… it looks like we’ve been sabotaged. I’m heading to you know incase you’re attacked again. I want you at the garage till we have an idea of what’s going on.::

	<nowiki>::</nowiki>....Interesting, okay I’m heading right for you. This is a little relieving, I might ~~have~~ able to change back if that’s the case<nowiki>::</nowiki> Georgette responded.		<nowiki>::</nowiki>....Interesting, okay I’m heading right for you. This is a little relieving, I might be able to change back if that’s the case<nowiki>::</nowiki> Georgette responded.

	The two met up in the middle of town and walked back to the garage fused for protection. “So… how’s your walk been?”		The two met up in the middle of town and walked back to the garage fused for protection. “So… how’s your walk been?”

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	“Hmm, alright, no more further accent deductions for today, but watch it!” The lion fuser nodded making a note of Simon’s willingness to stand up to authority figures. “Follow us and we can begin. Oh, but first, would you care for a cigarette before we drive off?”		“Hmm, alright, no more further accent deductions for today, but watch it!” The lion fuser nodded making a note of Simon’s willingness to stand up to authority figures. “Follow us and we can begin. Oh, but first, would you care for a cigarette before we drive off?”

	“Non. I don’t smoke, it just isn’t good for your lungs.” Simon turned down the cigs with a simple hand gesture. “But, merci for le offer.” ~~Her~~ distrust ~~her~~ tobacco mostly came from ~~her~~ Earth upbringing, the impoverished of Earth were hardwired not to smoke with tons of propaganda. The poor were expected to sell their lungs to the wealthy, and the wealthy felt entitled to the best organs available. It was proving a hard habit for Simon to start, he wanted to, but he just kept thinking of his lungs. Even with the ability to just print new ones.		“Non. I don’t smoke, it just isn’t good for your lungs.” Simon turned down the cigs with a simple hand gesture. “But, merci for le offer.” Hid distrust for tobacco mostly came from his Earth upbringing, the impoverished of Earth were hardwired not to smoke with tons of propaganda. The poor were expected to sell their lungs to the wealthy, and the wealthy felt entitled to the best organs available. It was proving a hard habit for Simon to start, he wanted to, but he just kept thinking of his lungs. Even with the ability to just print new ones.

	“Okay failed the first test.” The officer groaned making a mental note of it.”And you were doing so well to begin with.”		“Okay failed the first test.” The officer groaned making a mental note of it. ”And you were doing so well to begin with.”

	<nowiki>::It has begun, they make think it’s ~~clearly~~ if I stopped to say au revoir to you.::</nowiki> Simon sent to George, getting a response he’d translate later.		<nowiki>::It has begun, they make think it’s girly or queer if I stopped to say au revoir to you.::</nowiki> Simon sent to George, getting a response he’d translate later.

	The three all walked out of the garage and into Cape Nord’s artificial sunny day under the dome. One of the men defusing from their RIDE and having him go into skimmer mode. It was an old rusted hover police truck with bullet holes, laser burns, and those tacky childish truck nuts Simon detested so much, the norm for an officer’s vehicle. There was an invisible roof over the back for prisoners, this is where Simon was riding as his officers explained more of the situation to him. “Alright Bertrand. Here’s the deal.” A speaker positioned in the back of the truck burst through with the voice of one of the officers. “We’re going to skim around the town, you look out for a babe and tell us when you see one that does it for you, then get her number.”		The three all walked out of the garage and into Cape Nord’s artificial sunny day under the dome. One of the men defusing from their RIDE and having him go into skimmer mode. It was an old rusted hover police truck with bullet holes, laser burns, and those tacky childish truck nuts Simon detested so much, the norm for an officer’s vehicle. There was an invisible roof over the back for prisoners, this is where Simon was riding as his officers explained more of the situation to him. “Alright Bertrand. Here’s the deal.” A speaker positioned in the back of the truck burst through with the voice of one of the officers. “We’re going to skim around the town, you look out for a babe and tell us when you see one that does it for you, then get her number.”
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	The officers stopped and let Simon off from a distance so he could walk up to her all casual. “Good luck kid, we’ll be watching from a distance. Great choice.” they said to him. Before he could answer the police truck turned back to a lion and re-fused with his owner.		The officers stopped and let Simon off from a distance so he could walk up to her all casual. “Good luck kid, we’ll be watching from a distance. Great choice.” they said to him. Before he could answer the police truck turned back to a lion and re-fused with his owner.

	Simon headed straight for the maiden with pink hair and smiled at her. Stopping to admire her fair skin for awhile, she noticed she had been wearing glasses. Likely to chat with her friends as she moved through the town.“Pardon moi mademoiselle, but it is not often one sees a woman unescorted around ~~her~~. I ponder, why is that?”		Simon headed straight for the maiden with pink hair and smiled at her. Stopping to admire her fair skin for awhile, she noticed she had been wearing glasses. Likely to chat with her friends as she moved through the town.“Pardon moi mademoiselle, but it is not often one sees a woman unescorted around here. I ponder, why is that?”

	“Just didn’t have ~~one~~.” The maiden turned to face Simon. “I mean hey we’re Male Centric, not Oil Age Saudi Arabia, don’t need an escort all the time. Why do you ask?”		“Just didn’t have an escourt.” The maiden turned to face Simon. “I mean hey we’re Male Centric, not Oil Age Saudi Arabia, don’t need an escort all the time. Why do you ask?”

	Simon, walked closer to her and grabbed her hand gently, looking it over. “Oh I didn’t zink you needed one cherie, I just find it odd that your man would want you out of his sight for a second.” he said, rubbing her soft delicate hand adorned with pink nail polish, just before he kissed it. “I know I wouldn’t. To have you leave mon sight would to leave the absence of divinity itself.”		Simon, walked closer to her and grabbed her hand gently, looking it over. “Oh I didn’t zink you needed one cherie, I just find it odd that your man would want you out of his sight for a second.” he said, rubbing her soft delicate hand adorned with pink nail polish, just before he kissed it. “I know I wouldn’t. To have you leave mon sight would to leave the absence of divinity itself.”

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	Simon Bertrand had a bit of a rocky start so far in his transition to Zharus, rocky but alright. It seemed for every bad thing that happened to him in the wild and wooly world of Zharus, something really good happened, and vice versa. When he was first unfrozen he met his roommate George and learned of Cape Nord, a man’s paradise.		Simon Bertrand had a bit of a rocky start so far in his transition to Zharus, rocky but alright. It seemed for every bad thing that happened to him in the wild and wooly world of Zharus, something really good happened, and vice versa. When he was first unfrozen he met his roommate George and learned of Cape Nord, a man’s paradise.

	The second Simon GOT to Cape Nord to register for a citizenship, he was arrested for having snuck into a cryo sleep chamber and thus having stowed away aboard the Silverstar illegally. Which turned out to do him ~~more~~ favors in the long run as he was merely placed under house arrest at his home/garage, a place George picked out as a decent bachelor pad. The garage part of it wasn’t intentional it just came with the house. Normally one does not want to pay for such things as they just add to the cost unnecessarily however it turned out that was big enough not only to curry the favor of the local government group Ye Olde Patriarchy, but it gave Simon the idea to start a shop that fixed up RIDEs to earn a living while he stayed under house arrest. It quickly grew and for awhile was a hotspot, mostly because of the Mancard system.		The second Simon GOT to Cape Nord to register for a citizenship, he was arrested for having snuck into a cryo sleep chamber and thus having stowed away aboard the Silverstar illegally. Which turned out to do him favors in the long run as he was merely placed under house arrest at his home/garage, a place George picked out as a decent bachelor pad. The garage part of it wasn’t intentional it just came with the house. Normally one does not want to pay for such things as they just add to the cost unnecessarily however it turned out that was big enough not only to curry the favor of the local government group Ye Olde Patriarchy, but it gave Simon the idea to start a shop that fixed up RIDEs to earn a living while he stayed under house arrest. It quickly grew and for awhile was a hotspot, mostly because of the Mancard system.

	Simon didn’t completely understand it, but for whatever reason, Cape Nord had a strange policy of taking any manly deeds you did and converted them into points which they put on a card. Simon’s was a Capital M Level 2 card. Apparently starting a business, getting arrested for a manly crime, and having garage based skills were all worth a lot of Manpoints!		Simon didn’t completely understand it, but for whatever reason, Cape Nord had a strange policy of taking any manly deeds you did and converted them into points which they put on a card. Simon’s was a Capital M Level 2 card. Apparently starting a business, getting arrested for a manly crime, and having garage based skills were all worth a lot of Manpoints!
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	All the strange artsy decor in Simon’s garage, the briefly famous Nord By Nord West, was just the beginning of his problems. The fact that he was too stubborn to take his roommate George Maxwell’s advice and change it was the end of the prologue. While George’s half of the workplace had ads for all the cigarette and beer brands with the toughest looking commercials as well as pictures of Playboy models with their breasts and derrieres on full display, Simon’s had famous french sculptures from the 23rd century and only one painting of a naked woman. Yet even that saw Mancard Point reductions because unlike the lustful gazes of the playboy women that said “Mount me, abuse me, wear me out. You want it just as much as I do.”, Simon’s singular painting was a more refined look, one that was artistic with a dignified noble flair. In short, it was just too sophisticated for Cape Nord’s tastes. This and his other offenses were why the Simon, George, and their RIDEs a bloodhound named Godfrey, and a bull named Bates who were Simon and George’s respectively. Were having a meeting this morning.		All the strange artsy decor in Simon’s garage, the briefly famous Nord By Nord West, was just the beginning of his problems. The fact that he was too stubborn to take his roommate George Maxwell’s advice and change it was the end of the prologue. While George’s half of the workplace had ads for all the cigarette and beer brands with the toughest looking commercials as well as pictures of Playboy models with their breasts and derrieres on full display, Simon’s had famous french sculptures from the 23rd century and only one painting of a naked woman. Yet even that saw Mancard Point reductions because unlike the lustful gazes of the playboy women that said “Mount me, abuse me, wear me out. You want it just as much as I do.”, Simon’s singular painting was a more refined look, one that was artistic with a dignified noble flair. In short, it was just too sophisticated for Cape Nord’s tastes. This and his other offenses were why the Simon, George, and their RIDEs a bloodhound named Godfrey, and a bull named Bates who were Simon and George’s respectively. Were having a meeting this morning.

	“You’ve really done it now. The Masculinity Patrol will be here any minute. You knew were on thin ice, but then you start humming Lady Gaga songs. Are YOU trying to become a woman.”		“You’ve really done it now. The Masculinity Patrol will be here any minute. You knew you were on thin ice, but then you start humming Lady Gaga songs. Are YOU trying to become a woman?”

	“I’ve given it some thought once or twice, what man hasn’t?” Simon shrugged, seeming completely unphased by what was happening around him. “Seriously though, it is not my problem zat Cape Nord can not see mon poker face.”		“I’ve given it some thought once or twice, what man hasn’t?” Simon shrugged, seeming completely unphased by what was happening around him. “Seriously though, it is not my problem zat Cape Nord can not see mon poker face.”

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	Simon didn’t completely understand it, but for whatever reason, Cape Nord had a strange policy of taking any manly deeds you did and converted them into points which they put on a card. Simon’s was a Capital M Level 2 card. Apparently starting a business, getting arrested for a manly crime, and having garage based skills were all worth a lot of Manpoints!		Simon didn’t completely understand it, but for whatever reason, Cape Nord had a strange policy of taking any manly deeds you did and converted them into points which they put on a card. Simon’s was a Capital M Level 2 card. Apparently starting a business, getting arrested for a manly crime, and having garage based skills were all worth a lot of Manpoints!

	As soon as his time was up Simon found himself using his mancard to see the best of what Cape Nord had to offer. Which was mostly junkfood, bars, and strip clubs. Simon was fond of all of these, after all, what ~~more~~ did he love more than getting drunk and having sex? Not much. And he had a lot of sex. Not only were the strip clubs amazing and exemplary but they were basically brothels and they only really charged people who had a lower case m. Truly Simon felt like he was in Heaven, especially when she got off work to meet him at his place at 17:45 every night.		As soon as his time was up Simon found himself using his mancard to see the best of what Cape Nord had to offer. Which was mostly junkfood, bars, and strip clubs. Simon was fond of all of these, after all, what did he love more than getting drunk and having sex? Not much. And he had a lot of sex. Not only were the strip clubs amazing and exemplary but they were basically brothels and they only really charged people who had a lower case m. Truly Simon felt like he was in Heaven, especially when she got off work to meet him at his place at 17:45 every night.

	Life was simple, until the deductions came. While the initial buzz around Simon was so loud you would have thought he had three Y chromosomes as opposed to one X and one Y, it eventually died down when the men of Cape Nord began to realize a few facts about Bertrand. He was incredibly, obscenely, unapologetically, and incurably the one thing Ye Olde Patriarchy could tolerate even less than femininity. Which is of course, French.		Life was simple, until the deductions came. While the initial buzz around Simon was so loud you would have thought he had three Y chromosomes as opposed to one X and one Y, it eventually died down when the men of Cape Nord began to realize a few facts about Bertrand. He was incredibly, obscenely, unapologetically, and incurably the one thing Ye Olde Patriarchy could tolerate even less than femininity. Which is of course, French.

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	“Yes, and someday I may trust you enough to tell you what they are…” Simone said plainly, departing to bed after a long day of long flights. Her and Lucille both hoped to dream of Rodinia.		“Yes, and someday I may trust you enough to tell you what they are…” Simone said plainly, departing to bed after a long day of long flights. Her and Lucille both hoped to dream of Rodinia.

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	Simon looked the man over, he was buff, not typical steroid abuser buff like most Cape Nord men do. He seemed like a douche, but a harmless one. The officer was right, this may have been a fair fight, but Simon didn’t find any ability to act. “Why?”		Simon looked the man over, he was buff, not typical steroid abuser buff like most Cape Nord men do. He seemed like a douche, but a harmless one. The officer was right, this may have been a fair fight, but Simon didn’t find any ability to act. “Why?”

	“Because a real man ~~fight…”~~ The officer who pointed him out said like it was obvious. “Duh.”		“Because a real man fights…” The officer who pointed him out said like it was obvious. “Duh.”

	“Only if he has too, sorry I’m turning zis one down.” Simon folded his arms and turned away from the direction of the man. “But I WILL challenge him to a drinking contest instead.”		“Only if he has too, sorry I’m turning zis one down.” Simon folded his arms and turned away from the direction of the man. “But I WILL challenge him to a drinking contest instead.”
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	“Fine. What are you going to do chicken shit?” The man asked as he defused and shoved Simon back.”I don’t need a RIDE to handle wusses like this.”		“Fine. What are you going to do chicken shit?” The man asked as he defused and shoved Simon back.”I don’t need a RIDE to handle wusses like this.”

	“Oh just this.” Simon said calmly, but what he did next was less than calm. Breaking the wine glass and jumping off the barstool and tackling the enforcer of Man Points. Holding the sharpest end to his neck. “What I drink on my own time is my own ~~bussiness~~. If I want a wine, I’m having a wine, if I want to talk in a french accent, I talk in a french accent! But if you seriously thought my proposed challenge was based in wine, you are sorely mistaken. I wouldn’t waste a drop on you with the elixir of my people!”		“Oh just this.” Simon said calmly, but what he did next was less than calm. Breaking the wine glass and jumping off the barstool and tackling the enforcer of Man Points. Holding the sharpest end to his neck. “What I drink on my own time is my own business. If I want a wine, I’m having a wine, if I want to talk in a french accent, I talk in a french accent! But if you seriously thought my proposed challenge was based in wine, you are sorely mistaken. I wouldn’t waste a drop on you with the elixir of my people!”

	“Are you sure this guy doesn’t have a mancard? He just kicked your ass!” A patron pointed out, the very one that Simon refused to attack earlier. “If he doesn’t have one, you don’t have one either.”		“Are you sure this guy doesn’t have a mancard? He just kicked your ass!” A patron pointed out, the very one that Simon refused to attack earlier. “If he doesn’t have one, you don’t have one either.”
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	It continued like this for the better part of an hour, both parties now seemed like either could drop over any second, yet at the same time seemed to have enough pure willpower to ignore anything their RIDEs were warning them about their potentially fatal doses of this wonder liquor. Banter was everywhere, getting less and less sensical and understandable with each passing turn. Though most of King’s insults were nothing more than a list of all the sex moves he was going to do on Simon once he crossed, while Simon’s were french phrases no one got, or at least they were after he became too drunk to read his translator properly.		It continued like this for the better part of an hour, both parties now seemed like either could drop over any second, yet at the same time seemed to have enough pure willpower to ignore anything their RIDEs were warning them about their potentially fatal doses of this wonder liquor. Banter was everywhere, getting less and less sensical and understandable with each passing turn. Though most of King’s insults were nothing more than a list of all the sex moves he was going to do on Simon once he crossed, while Simon’s were french phrases no one got, or at least they were after he became too drunk to read his translator properly.

	When it began winding down, Simon became nodding out while King was only woozy. It looked like the end for the former. “Sex slave here I come.” He declared, once in ~~english~~ and a second in french just to make sure Simon heard that. “You’re sleepy aren’t you? This is already over.		When it began winding down, Simon became nodding out while King was only woozy. It looked like the end for the former. “Sex slave here I come.” He declared, once in English and a second in french just to make sure Simon heard that. “You’re sleepy aren’t you? This is already over.

	Simon heard what he said in french and decided to take drastic ~~measure~~. “No, I wash justshs about the raise the stakesh. You can ha… hic.. ve my garage, my RIDE, my money, and my hand in marriage if you win. If you lose, you become my sex slave.”		Simon heard what he said in french and decided to take drastic measures. “No, I wash justshs about the raise the stakesh. You can ha… hic.. ve my garage, my RIDE, my money, and my hand in marriage if you win. If you lose, you become my sex slave.”

	“Why the hell not? You’re as good as mine already french maid. Besides, a third wife would really liven up my home.” King decried, taking another shot as he began crossing over Simon in his head.		“Why the hell not? You’re as good as mine already french maid. Besides, a third wife would really liven up my home.” King decried, taking another shot as he began crossing over Simon in his head.
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	“...Well thanks for breaking it down slowly…” Georgette said sarcastically, looking over her new breasts.		“...Well thanks for breaking it down slowly…” Georgette said sarcastically, looking over her new breasts.

	Simon wanted to point down the irony of how just the other day George was warning him about his mancard, and now that George is a woman and he has a high level mancard. The opposite of Georgette’s predict came true. But he was too busy focusing on the unsavory wake up. “George… Please tell me we didn’t!” He ~~rememberd~~ far less than George did about the previous night having been so drunk.		Simon wanted to point down the irony of how just the other day George was warning him about his mancard, and now that George is a woman and he has a high level mancard. The opposite of Georgette’s predict came true. But he was too busy focusing on the unsavory wake up. “George… Please tell me we didn’t!” He remembered far less than George did about the previous night having been so drunk.

	“...I think we did…” Georgette noted, seeing a discarded condom wrapper on the floor and after having a better look, realizing that not only were the two nude, but Simon was wearing a condom.		“...I think we did…” Georgette noted, seeing a discarded condom wrapper on the floor and after having a better look, realizing that not only were the two nude, but Simon was wearing a condom.