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		<title>Eirik: New page: Category:Story  Category:Eirik Category:Animal {{DEFAULTSORT:Life is but…}} {{title|name=Life is but…|user=Eirik|author=Eirik}} Bob dropped the wrench to the concrete floor...</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;New page: &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Category:Story&quot; title=&quot;Category:Story&quot;&gt;Category:Story&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Category:Eirik&quot; title=&quot;Category:Eirik&quot;&gt;Category:Eirik&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Category:Animal&quot; title=&quot;Category:Animal&quot;&gt;Category:Animal&lt;/a&gt; {{DEFAULTSORT:Life is but…}} {{title|name=Life is but…|user=Eirik|author=Eirik}} Bob dropped the wrench to the concrete floor...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Category:Story]]  [[Category:Eirik]] [[Category:Animal]] {{DEFAULTSORT:Life is but…}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{title|name=Life is but…|user=Eirik|author=Eirik}}&lt;br /&gt;
Bob dropped the wrench to the concrete floor, hearing it strike the&lt;br /&gt;
grease soaked pavement with a metal clang.  He frowned at his hands in&lt;br /&gt;
the light of the flashlight.  They felt odd.  It was an unfamiliar&lt;br /&gt;
feeling, though not painful.  It was almost like a mild electrical jolt,&lt;br /&gt;
but the old Dodge he was under didn&amp;#039;t have an electrical line here. &lt;br /&gt;
Besides, he&amp;#039;d pulled the battery out last week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was reaching for the flashlight when he heard a knock nearby. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Hello! Anyone home?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Under here.&amp;quot; Bob said as he slid himself out from under the antique&lt;br /&gt;
pickup.  &amp;quot;How are you doing, Sid?&amp;quot;  He asked, recognizing his elderly&lt;br /&gt;
neighbors voice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid walked around the side of the pickup.  &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m doing fine, but I wanted&lt;br /&gt;
to see if I could borrow your back for a few minutes.  The wife picked&lt;br /&gt;
up some stuff at a flea market.  Damned if I know why, but I can&amp;#039;t move&lt;br /&gt;
it all myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob nodded and pulled himself up, nearly toppling over as he did so. &lt;br /&gt;
For just a moment, his body felt like his hands had a moment before. &lt;br /&gt;
Sid looked at him, concerned. &amp;quot;You okay? You look a bit unsteady.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob shook his head.  &amp;quot;Just a blood rush.  Guess I&amp;#039;d been on my back&lt;br /&gt;
longer than I&amp;#039;d realized.&amp;quot; He said casually, even if the feeling was&lt;br /&gt;
strangely disturbing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid just nodded and started walking out of the garage.  &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s not much,&lt;br /&gt;
but it&amp;#039;s a few heavy pieces.  Jenny claims that it&amp;#039;s all antique.&amp;quot;  Sid&lt;br /&gt;
just shrugged.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob chuckled as he followed, but stopped at the end of his driveway. &lt;br /&gt;
Something wasn&amp;#039;t right, but he couldn&amp;#039;t place what it was.  He looked&lt;br /&gt;
around his yard, the outside of his house, the street.  Nothing seemed&lt;br /&gt;
wrong.  It all looked normal.  Not idyllic, but familiar at the same&lt;br /&gt;
time as it wasn&amp;#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid&amp;#039;s voice broke his thoughts.  &amp;quot;Bob?&amp;quot; he asked loudly, and apparently&lt;br /&gt;
not for the first time.  &amp;quot;You okay?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He looked around the street, not sure what he thought was so wrong with&lt;br /&gt;
the scene.  With a tiny shrug, he nodded.  &amp;quot;Sure.  Just thinking I&lt;br /&gt;
should paint the house.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid looked at him oddly, then at the house, then at Bob.  &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ve got&lt;br /&gt;
vinyl siding.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob winced.  &amp;quot;Oh.  Right.  I guess I shouldn&amp;#039;t paint.&amp;quot; He said slowly. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What do you need moved?&amp;quot; He asked quickly, changing the subject.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid just walked over the a small minivan backed into his driveway and&lt;br /&gt;
pulled open the back.  &amp;quot;This stuff.  Damned if I know what Jenny is&lt;br /&gt;
going to do with it all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob peered in, suddenly struck by the image of a life-size Tetris game. &lt;br /&gt;
Furniture, pictures and odds and ends were jammed into the Caravan from&lt;br /&gt;
floor to ceiling, from the back of the drivers seats to the open back&lt;br /&gt;
door.  &amp;quot;How did they get this in there?&amp;quot; he asked, bewildered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid shrugged and started pulling a couple of ancient washtubs off the&lt;br /&gt;
top of the stack.  &amp;quot;Who knows? I&amp;#039;m more interested in what some of this&lt;br /&gt;
is.&amp;quot; He said picking up a few of the items piled into the tub. &amp;quot;What the&lt;br /&gt;
hell is this stuff?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob frowned.  &amp;quot;Looks like stuff for grooming horses.&amp;quot;  He reached in and&lt;br /&gt;
picked a couple of them up.  They were well used brushes and combs, some&lt;br /&gt;
still showing bits of dark hairs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid shook his head and looked into the van.  &amp;quot;Great.  Trigger is&lt;br /&gt;
probably buried in there somewhere.&amp;quot; He grumbled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh, just shut up and unload.&amp;quot; Came Jenny&amp;#039;s clear, strong voice as she&lt;br /&gt;
walked up.  &amp;quot;I didn&amp;#039;t complain when you brought home that drill press&lt;br /&gt;
last month.&amp;quot; She grinned and shifted gaze.  &amp;quot;Hi Bob.  Sid roped you into&lt;br /&gt;
helping?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob chuckled.  &amp;quot;Seems to be my job to help him.&amp;quot; He said, remembering&lt;br /&gt;
helping to haul in the huge drill press the month before.  &amp;quot;But I don&amp;#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
mind.&amp;quot; He reached into the van and pulled out a medium box.  It was&lt;br /&gt;
light and the smell of well oiled leather wafted from it.  &amp;quot;What&amp;#039;s with&lt;br /&gt;
all this stuff?&amp;quot; he asked..&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jenny smiled.  &amp;quot;I saw it and had to have it.  Besides, one of my&lt;br /&gt;
granddaughters is taking riding lessons this summer.  Thought she could&lt;br /&gt;
use some of this.&amp;quot;  She slapped her forehead.  &amp;quot;Oh! I almost forgot. &lt;br /&gt;
Just a second.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As she walked around the side of the van, Bob pulled out a stack of&lt;br /&gt;
musty blankets.  He paused when he looked at the hunter green fabric. &lt;br /&gt;
It was oddly familiar.  Just as familiar as everything else seemed&lt;br /&gt;
wrong.  He looked around the street again, still not finding what didn&amp;#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
seem right.  Then it hit him.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It didn&amp;#039;t look real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The colors didn&amp;#039;t look right.  They almost seemed comically bright and&lt;br /&gt;
mismatched.  The air had an unfamiliar acrid smell.  The neatly&lt;br /&gt;
manicured lawns and well kept houses all had a fake quality.  The only&lt;br /&gt;
things that seemed real were the blankets in his hands.  With a start,&lt;br /&gt;
he realized that even his hands didn&amp;#039;t seem real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His thoughts were interrupted by Jenny.  &amp;quot;Here you go, Bob!&amp;quot; she said&lt;br /&gt;
happily.  &amp;quot;I found this at the market and knew you&amp;#039;d love it!&amp;quot;  she&lt;br /&gt;
said, proudly holding an old oil painting, an image of a plow horse at&lt;br /&gt;
work under a bright sky blazed across the canvas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob took the picture a little cautiously.  It evoked an odd feeling. &lt;br /&gt;
The picture looked real, much like the blankets, but not the frame or&lt;br /&gt;
canvas.  &amp;quot;Thanks.&amp;quot; He said quietly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jenny looked at him concerned.  &amp;quot;You okay, Bob? You looked a little&lt;br /&gt;
green.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even if he felt like he was going insane, he didn&amp;#039;t want to worry&lt;br /&gt;
Jenny.  &amp;quot;Uh, sure.  I&amp;#039;m okay.  I&amp;#039;m just a little…&amp;quot; he stumbled, not sure&lt;br /&gt;
what to say.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The older woman&amp;#039;s face took on a familiar look: Grandmother.  &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re&lt;br /&gt;
not fine, young man.  Go home and lie down.  I&amp;#039;ll stop by in a little&lt;br /&gt;
while to check on you.&amp;quot;  Bob started to protest but Jenny cut him off. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You work yourself too hard.  Go home and lay down.&amp;quot; She pulled a short&lt;br /&gt;
riding crop from the box and waved it in a comically menacing way.  &amp;quot;You&lt;br /&gt;
don&amp;#039;t want to cross me.&amp;quot; She said in a good natured, if stern, tone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob knew when he was licked.  &amp;quot;Okay, okay.  But shouldn&amp;#039;t I finish&lt;br /&gt;
here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid started to say something, but Jenny cut him off.  &amp;quot;No.  Sid can just&lt;br /&gt;
unload it himself.  Right, Sid?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid, too, knew when he was beaten.  &amp;quot;Yes, dear.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob left the pair and walked slowly back to his house.  The truth was&lt;br /&gt;
that he was feeling stranger and stranger by the minute.  Even as he&lt;br /&gt;
stepped through his front door, he didn&amp;#039;t feel like he was home.  It was&lt;br /&gt;
more like a movie set.  Everything had the appearance of reality, but&lt;br /&gt;
none of the substance.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By now, he was trembling slightly.  He walked into the kitchen and&lt;br /&gt;
poured himself a glass of water, but had a hard time drinking it.  He&lt;br /&gt;
looked around the room.  The white walls looked unreal, threatening.  He&lt;br /&gt;
felt his heart begin to race, his breathing getting more shallow. &lt;br /&gt;
Backing his way out of the kitchen, he stumbled over a chair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob jolting at the sound as the glass in his hand shattered.  In a&lt;br /&gt;
panic, He only knew that he needed to be outside.  Leaping with all his&lt;br /&gt;
might, he sailed through the large picture window, feeling the glass&lt;br /&gt;
tear at him as the ground seemed to telescope away from him…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Separator|j}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He woke with a start, breathing heavily.  He slowly looked around the&lt;br /&gt;
dim room, almost afraid of what he&amp;#039;d find, but it was all familiar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It all looked real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With a grunt, he pulled himself up to his feet and shook the sleep from&lt;br /&gt;
his head.  The memories of the dream were already fading.  He took in a&lt;br /&gt;
deep breath and felt calm again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A familiar face appeared in the doorway.  &amp;quot;Well, you&amp;#039;re looking better&lt;br /&gt;
this morning.&amp;quot; Said the old woman.  She held out a carrot.  &amp;quot;Hungry?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob gratefully took the carrot from her hand as she patted him on the&lt;br /&gt;
neck.  &amp;quot;At least you&amp;#039;ve got an appetite again.  Hopefully the fevers&lt;br /&gt;
broke.  You had us worried, Bob.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;He doing okay?&amp;quot; came another familiar voice.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jenny nodded as Sid joined her.  &amp;quot;Looks like it.  Maybe we can turn him&lt;br /&gt;
out today.  He&amp;#039;s been in here a while.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sid rubbed a hand on Bob&amp;#039;s muzzle.  &amp;quot;A little work would do him good,&lt;br /&gt;
actually.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jenny stamped a foot.  &amp;quot;You are _not_ making him tow that wagon today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s the only draft horse we…&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Sid…&amp;quot; she said dangerously as she held out another carrot to Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He sighed.  &amp;quot;Yes, dear.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The horse, the nightmare forgotten, just pulled the offered carrot into&lt;br /&gt;
his mouth and chewed contentedly.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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