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Talk:Convoluted Quality

2009-02-19T17:34:18Z

Dani:

Should we be using wikitext numbered lists or HTML ordered lists to auto-number the entries? --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 22:50, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

:I've just been adding the numbers in the edit box when I post a sentence. Not sure which of those two it falls under. --[[User:Lloyd Brunnel]] 7:23PM Feb 18th

:: <s>I'm going to switch it to a Wikitext numbered list and see how it looks.</s> --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 17:33, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

::: Already been done. Nevermind! --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 17:34, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

== Misinterpreted Message? ==

Uhh, DragonGear, I couldn't help but notice your sentence is from a story you have posted on Shifti. While that's not against the rules in any sense, are you sure you want it on a page proclaiming the worst sentences on Shifti? [[User:Lloyd Brunnel]] 7:30PM Feb 18th

Talk:Convoluted Quality

2009-02-19T17:33:16Z

Dani:

Should we be using wikitext numbered lists or HTML ordered lists to auto-number the entries? --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 22:50, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

:I've just been adding the numbers in the edit box when I post a sentence. Not sure which of those two it falls under. --[[User:Lloyd Brunnel]] 7:23PM Feb 18th

:: I'm going to switch it to a Wikitext numbered list and see how it looks. --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 17:33, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

== Misinterpreted Message? ==

Uhh, DragonGear, I couldn't help but notice your sentence is from a story you have posted on Shifti. While that's not against the rules in any sense, are you sure you want it on a page proclaiming the worst sentences on Shifti? [[User:Lloyd Brunnel]] 7:30PM Feb 18th

User:Dani

2009-02-18T22:51:30Z

Dani: Created page with 'No one here but us skwirls!'

No one here but us skwirls!

Talk:Convoluted Quality

2009-02-18T22:50:11Z

Dani: Created page with 'Should we be using wikitext numbered lists or HTML ordered lists to auto-number the entries? --~~~~'

Should we be using wikitext numbered lists or HTML ordered lists to auto-number the entries? --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 22:50, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Convoluted Quality

2009-02-18T22:49:16Z

Dani:

{{author note|In honor of the [http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest], a competition to create the worst opening sentence to the worst possible novel, I have created this page that I hope will host the worst opening sentences to the worst possible TF stories. The first two are just starters but if you think you can do worse (and I hope you can) please feel free to add to this. Don't forget to sign your work either!}}

1. Alex collapsed in pain as the change began; he felt his body convulse and writhe and his mind give way to an orgy of feral instincts and lost humanity as the first strand of fur was birthed from his arm. [[User:Lloyd Brunnel|Lloyd]]

2. The owner of Spells R' Us was in quite a state of pleasure and immense happiness at the moment because he knew that some naieve little man he could turn into a bimbo bovine would soon walk into his store; he was therefore quite suprised when his next customer turned out to be the ghost of John Quincy Adams. [[User:Lloyd Brunnel|Lloyd]]

3. "Not again!" thought Brad, feeling the by-now familiar itchy tingling starting to spread through his body, looking around the busy shopping mall as he desperately tried to remember where he'd left that bra and how many condoms he had left in the box. --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 21:05, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

4. It turns out there are some people you just don’t ask how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. --[[User:Fibio|Fibio]] 22:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

5. As John twisted his head further then he should have been able to and looked at the bushy tail now springing from his rear, he wondered where he would be now had he never said those fateful words: "Here, kitty, kitty!" [[Special:Contributions/128.252.254.14|128.252.254.14]] 04:04, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

6. While the fur spread across Joan's body, she considered how it looked similar to the fuzz on her new rug that, in retrospect, she could have gotten a much better price for at the ''Bed, Bath, and Beyond'' across town. [[User:Lloyd Brunnel|Lloyd]] February 18th

7. Mn is a creature capable of moral perfection, if he but reject the bloodsucking phiolosophical premises with which modern society in its decadance is played. -[[User:DragonGearAdept|DragonGearAdept]] 22:26, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

8. "You blood sucking leech!" she yelled, throwing another plate at him across the kitchen. "Only on Tuesdays!" Marty protested, ducking for cover. --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 22:49, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

[[Category:Story]]
{{fiction}}

Convoluted Quality

2009-02-18T14:08:10Z

Dani: Added link to the Lytton contest website.

Convoluted Quality

2009-02-17T21:05:43Z

Dani:

{{author note|In honor of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a competition to create the worst opening sentence to the worst possible novel, I have created this page that I hope will host the worst opening sentences to the worst possible TF stories. The first two are just starters but if you think you can do worse (and I hope you can) please feel free to add to this. Don't forget to sign your work either!}}

1. Alex collapsed in pain as the change began; he felt his body convulse and writhe and his mind give way to an orgy of feral instincts and lost humanity as the first strand of fur was birthed from his arm. [[User:Lloyd Brunnel|Lloyd]]

2. The owner of Spells R' Us was in quite a state of pleasure and immense happiness at the moment because he knew that some naieve little man he could turn into a bimbo bovine would soon walk into his store; he was therefor quite suprised when his next customer turned out to be the ghost of John Quincy Adams. [[User:Lloyd Brunnel|Lloyd]]

3. "Not again!" thought Brad, feeling the by-now familiar itchy tingling starting to spread through his body, looking around the busy shopping mall as he desperately tried to remember where he'd left that bra and how many condoms he had left in the box. --[[User:Dani|Dani]] 21:05, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

[[Category:Story]]
{{fiction}}